1 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:05,798 Damn, I love sitting in the back seat. 2 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:08,592 In the front, you have to look at the road, 3 00:00:08,718 --> 00:00:09,844 and I hate the road, 4 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:12,471 with all its white lines and yellow lines. 5 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:13,931 Makes me sick. 6 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:16,475 Front seat's for athletes only. Right, Steve? 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,687 Who knew that when you can't get on a high school football team, 8 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,939 you can get on a community center rugby team? 9 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,983 Yep. I'm... I'm doing rugby. 10 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:25,526 As... as a player. 11 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:26,902 Touching the ball a lot, 12 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,280 some... some scoring when the time is right. 13 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:32,742 Man, you can do anything at the community center. 14 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:35,453 I'm debating whether I should join Mom in butchering 15 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:37,329 or Jeff in birdhouse building. 16 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:40,082 The birds could really use your help, babe. 17 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,793 Did you know they sleep on sticks and leaves? 18 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,295 They're called nests, Jeff. 19 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,756 And it's what those chirpy-ass sky rats deserve. 20 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:48,507 You're in a bad mood, Klaus. 21 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,134 You should try butchering. 22 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,844 It's been helping me with my... 23 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:52,887 What's it called? 24 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,806 Female rage. 25 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:59,351 "The rage you feel when bitches don't mind their business." 26 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,521 Can I help you? 27 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:03,981 Oh, butchering it is. 28 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,524 I'm in a bad mood 29 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,235 because Buckle's playing oboe in the community orchestra. 30 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,695 That was my instrument. 31 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:12,364 I didn't know you played an instrument, Mr. Klaus. 32 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:13,741 I don't. 33 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:15,993 I only joined because Danuta plays the piccolo, 34 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:18,162 which sits right next to the oboe section, 35 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,663 but Buckle took the oboe, 36 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:21,373 so now I'm playing the trombone, 37 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:23,584 which is a million miles away from piccolo. 38 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:26,545 Wow, Klaus. Please give us more details about the orchestra 39 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,297 and all the sitting around you do. 40 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,466 I've been looking for a reason to drive off a bridge. 41 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,051 Jesus. 42 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,262 Now, Steve, I'm not super familiar with European sports. 43 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:36,847 I've heard of the Eiffel Tower, 44 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,557 but that's technically more of a sex move. 45 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,518 So fill me in. Everything about rugby. 46 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:41,685 - Go. - Hup, we're here. 47 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,897 Thanks for the ride, hon. 48 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:47,900 Hey, Stan. I'm gonna go ahead 49 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,444 and let you drop me off in front of the building. 50 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:53,405 I don't get it, Roger. Why is Steve being so weird with me? 51 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:54,824 I wish I could help, Stan, 52 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:57,076 but I'm deeply embedded in this old persona, 53 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:59,370 Maestro Gunter Van Sliezebiscuit, 54 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,455 and he only knows about conducting. 55 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:02,623 Now, we're here 56 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:04,124 and you've come safely to a stop, so... 57 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:12,174 ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 58 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:15,678 ♪ I got a feeling That it's gonna be A wonderful day ♪ 59 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,556 ♪ The sun in the sky Has a smile on his face ♪ 60 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:22,268 ♪ And he's shining a salute To the American race ♪ 61 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:28,357 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 62 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,693 ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 63 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:31,735 Ah! 64 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,448 ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 65 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,372 All right, we've got a big, big tour coming up, 66 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,707 starting here tonight 67 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,793 and ending at the hottest venue in town, the zoo. 68 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:51,505 Danuta, are elephants our favorite animal at the zoo or what? 69 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:52,882 - No. - Damn it. 70 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,009 You're in my spot, golden fish. 71 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,221 Let's warm up. Hit it, sexy-phone. 72 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,056 - Piccolo. 73 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,475 - Oboe. 74 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:05,227 I lost my oboe. 75 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,438 This is a blow gun with holes. 76 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:10,774 Trombone. 77 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,401 Piece of crap. 78 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,403 I can only reach one note. 79 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:18,282 And now the soft trill of harp. 80 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:22,703 Okay, now everyone shut the hell up. 81 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,747 - Cello, take us home. 82 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,713 Well, the boy's not much to look at, 83 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,632 but good damn, can he play the cello. 84 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,009 He's right. You're talented. 85 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:39,053 You need to invite your dad to the show tonight. 86 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:41,430 No way. I can't invite Dad. 87 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,350 I told him I'm playing rugby and he's proud of me for it. 88 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:47,061 He's proud of a version of you that doesn't exist. 89 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:48,562 Why do you even care? 90 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,731 Because, and this goes for all of you, 91 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,858 I'm not just a conductor of music. 92 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,860 I'm a conductor of life. 93 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,404 Really? In that case, my daughter stopped speaking to me-- 94 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,531 A conductor of Steve's life. Just Steve. 95 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:02,576 And, Steve, allow me to conduct a warning. 96 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,620 One, two, and tell your dad 97 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,664 or daddy issues will haunt you forever. 98 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,375 Who did that? 99 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,168 Jenny! 100 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:19,927 Bird friends, say goodbye to your pile of sticks 101 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,805 and hello to your new deluxe birdhouse. 102 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,724 You'll notice I put in some extras like lighting and running water. 103 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:26,767 Hope you like it. 104 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,645 Mom, you got a little blood. 105 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:30,771 Did I get it? 106 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,314 They're moving in! 107 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:35,150 Oh, wipe your feet. 108 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,569 This is Brazilian Ipe wood. 109 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:38,779 It's gorgeous, 110 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,614 but it needs to be oiled often. 111 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:44,410 Hey, is that a cricket in there? No pets. 112 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:45,953 Oh, they ate it. 113 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,371 That's natural. 114 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,264 Roger, you invited him? 115 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:08,017 Yes. I'm conducting your life. Now solo. 116 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:17,026 Is that Steve? Is this rugby? 117 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,319 Where are the Australians and their beefy thighs? 118 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:25,367 Lewis, not yet! 119 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,619 It... it's not me, it's the audience. 120 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,248 Even Dad. 121 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,670 That's my boy playing the big-ass violin. 122 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,130 He's proud of me. 123 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,886 Daddy's not proud. 124 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,473 Maestro, what are you doing? 125 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,146 I don't really like Steve. 126 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,816 Good morning-- 127 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,568 Roger, you tried to kill Steve. 128 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,695 My Steve? This Steve? 129 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,322 The Steve with the big bandage on him? 130 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,074 Yeah. You got me pretty good. 131 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,368 You went totally berserk. Like... 132 00:06:08,494 --> 00:06:10,496 Yes. Yeah. It was just like that. 133 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,456 It wasn't me, it was my persona. 134 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:15,250 He had a flashback to an earlier time in his life. 135 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,252 - There was fire everywhere. 136 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,756 And I saw sheet music for Dvorak's Cello Concerto in B Minor. 137 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,092 The same piece we were playing at the concert. 138 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:24,843 Exactly. 139 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:27,221 I must have repressed something horrible that happened to the Maestro. 140 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:29,932 It's rare, but sometimes I'll embody a persona 141 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,809 that experiences their own trauma. 142 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,436 I think the Maestro has daddy issues. 143 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:35,562 You said "Daddy" 144 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:37,481 when you were in your stabbing trance. 145 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,024 Best kind of trance there is. 146 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,860 You didn't attack until Dad was proud of me. 147 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:42,945 That moment, 148 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,571 combined with the music, 149 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,199 must have triggered your flashback and subsequent violence. 150 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,035 A musical genius and a psychiatry whiz? 151 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,870 What can't this boy do? 152 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,665 Well, he's proud of you now, and I'm not attacking you. 153 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:55,874 What if I do this? 154 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,085 ♪ My pride and joy ♪ 155 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,586 I'll kill you! 156 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,255 Whoa. I see your point. 157 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:03,340 I guess I'll have to retire this persona. 158 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:04,842 - What? - No. 159 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:06,802 He's the reason Steve and I are finally connecting. 160 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,472 Did you know Steve likes black licorice? How unique is that? 161 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,974 I don't like to tell people. 162 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,934 I don't need the extra attention. 163 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,104 We have to figure out what happened to the Maestro and his dad and fix it. 164 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,523 We need you to have more flashbacks. 165 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:22,401 - Sounds a little dangerous for you. - Not at all. 166 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:25,487 Dad will protect me while you conduct that Dvorak piece. 167 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,740 Then we piece together what happened to the Maestro and work through it. 168 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:29,950 Piece together. 169 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,077 Like the pieces you play in an orchestra. 170 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,705 We piece the memories together... 171 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,832 Piece by piece. 172 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,170 I had no control over that. 173 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:44,381 Which is a shame, because that was a beautiful flying hook. 174 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,845 Are we really gonna go ahead with these concerts 175 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,889 just to unlock the Maestro's memories? 176 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:54,641 I'm worried you're gonna be mad if I kill Steve, Stan. 177 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,351 You might even kick me out of the house. 178 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,604 No way, bud. Did I kick you out of the house 179 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,856 when you scratched up my old Jerky Boys CD? 180 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,774 - Yes. - And I'd do it again. 181 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:24,922 It was at a concert hall. 182 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,965 We may need to up security. 183 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,736 Shadowy figure. 184 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,383 Dad! 185 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:14,304 I think the shadowy figure is the Maestro's dad, 186 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,681 but I can't tell. 187 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,225 I wonder if Maestro's father is a famous composer, 188 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,351 like John Williams. 189 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,228 Yes. Or maybe Hans Zimmer. 190 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,063 Or he could be Hans Zimmer. 191 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,274 Yeah, that's a famous one too. 192 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,650 I just said Hans Zimmer. 193 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,360 I don't care anymore. 194 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,905 The Maestro's dad is just going to be Roger in a little hat anyway. 195 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,157 196 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,618 This is our last performance of the tour. 197 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,788 Our last chance to see who the shadowy figure is. 198 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,855 Ah! Dad! Help! 199 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,696 Hey, I almost saw the Maestro's dad. 200 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,865 Roger, look at Steve. 201 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:17,617 - This is too dangerous. We should stop. - That's a good idea. 202 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,369 I knew you'd abandon me. 203 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,496 Just go and leave me here to die. 204 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,752 They'll wake up eventually. 205 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:29,129 No, he's right, Dad. 206 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:32,007 We have to finish what we started. 207 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,139 I remember everything. 208 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,516 His name was Papa Heinrich 209 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,226 and he raised Maestro. 210 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:44,353 He lives in Berlin. 211 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,562 He loved the symphony 212 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,397 and I burned down the concert hall. 213 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,565 I have to see him. 214 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,025 I have to apologize. 215 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,904 We're going to Berlin! 216 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,995 Guys, I don't mind if you have a party, 217 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,747 but you got to keep it down. 218 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,546 All right. Have your party. 219 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,132 But be careful with Mr. Klaus' speaker. 220 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,134 He never goes anywhere without it. 221 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,012 My JB Flip! 222 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,640 We have to turn the plane around! 223 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,978 Papa Heinrich. 224 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,438 You got really old. 225 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,023 Oh, you're a custodian. 226 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,108 I am. 227 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,818 Is it really you, Gunter? 228 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,486 Yes, Papa Heinrich. 229 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,447 I'm sorry I burned down the symphony hall and then ran away. 230 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:38,990 It was your favorite place. 231 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,534 Can you ever forgive me? 232 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:43,203 Oh, Gunter, it was an accident. 233 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,414 Of course I forgive you. 234 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,290 He forgives me! 235 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,086 - Jenny. 236 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,796 Let's go to Dieter's Brew Haus. 237 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,506 I remember where we used to eat. 238 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,383 Oh, it's all flooding back. 239 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,176 Let me just grab my big trash can. 240 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,472 I will pick zat up! 241 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,641 He's really proud of his work, huh? 242 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,227 ♪ Trash, trash, I love trash ♪ 243 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,521 ♪ Pick it up, throw it away ♪ 244 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,357 ♪ I'm a garbage man With a garbage can ♪ 245 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,318 What a garbage band. 246 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,323 Oh, no, that means I like it. 247 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,750 You said that squirrel was just here for the weekend. 248 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,336 But I see his stockpile of nuts. 249 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,965 It's obvious you've got an unauthorized sublet situation-- 250 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,301 Oh, my God. He just hopped away from me. 251 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:44,097 Jeff, does your birdhouse have a freezer big enough to hold a moose? 252 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,935 And you just forgot everything? 253 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,271 Yes, I pushed it away deep into my mind 254 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,939 because I was so ashamed. 255 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,026 Und you came back for the re-opening of the concert hall. 256 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,529 - Huh? The one I burned down? - It just reopened this week. 257 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,906 We should go. 258 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,493 It's the perfect coda to Maestro's entire journey. 259 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,077 Beautifully put, son. 260 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:10,332 My pride is coming to a crescendo. 261 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:14,002 Ze light broke. It's trash now. I'll clean it! 262 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,254 What the heck? That could've killed Steve. 263 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,464 I'm gonna complain. 264 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,342 Where's the manager? 265 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,427 I'm ze manager. Can I help you? 266 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,596 I just need an excuse to get away from my table. 267 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,931 I don't really need a manager. 268 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,474 When you call for a manager, 269 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,393 I cannot leave until you give me a complaint. 270 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,437 Okay. Well, the manager is bothering me. 271 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,522 Terribly sorry. 272 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,898 I will speak with me. 273 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,153 Why did you use your super speed 274 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,031 to loosen that light fixture so it would fall on Steve? 275 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,449 Papa Heinrich forgave you. 276 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:45,700 You should be healed. 277 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,369 Hey, can you keep it down? 278 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,079 I'm trying to piss this brand-new way 279 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,789 where I stand on top of the tank, 280 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,207 but pee delicately enough 281 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,377 that the increased speed of my urine from this height 282 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,170 doesn't splash onto the floor. 283 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,589 Man, I've always wanted to try that. Go for it. 284 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,509 So close. - Damn it. 285 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,680 - Roger? - Dad? 286 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:15,063 So, Papa Heinrich, do you like strudel? 287 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,273 I like trash. 288 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,316 Stan, Steve, all this time 289 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,569 we thought my persona had daddy issues. 290 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,779 - But it's actually me. - What do you mean? 291 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,115 This is my dad, my real dad. 292 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,533 My issues are with him. 293 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,326 So, Papa Heinrich, shove off. 294 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,121 Wow. My dream is realized. 295 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,206 I am become ze trash. 296 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,042 Heya, how you doing? 297 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,962 Name's Fred. You got a crazy chin, my friend. 298 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,298 This seedy-looking man is your dad? 299 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,300 What? Oh, hold on. 300 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,595 He does personas, like me. 301 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,180 Hey, big man, how much that suit cost you? 302 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:53,518 I know a guy that can get you one for real cheap and looks expensive. 303 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,769 Want me to make a call? 304 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,354 Stan, you got to take him up on that. 305 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,607 Roger, we can and will get the suits later. 306 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,525 But first, we need to know what's going on. 307 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,777 Well, it all started-- Actually, you know what? 308 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,904 I hate telling a story without a beer in my hands. 309 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,948 - Dad, would you mind? - I'd be delighted. 310 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,783 You start the story and I'll be right back. 311 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,993 This round's on me. 312 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:11,828 Uh, hey, sport, what's your last name again? 313 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,663 Smith. Sport Smith. 314 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,334 He's putting it on my tab, isn't he? 315 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,669 It all started in the '70s. 316 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:23,340 Of course, in the '70s, everybody found their way to Berlin. 317 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,091 Great food, cool music 318 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,843 and charming little businesses. 319 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,306 And that's when I saw Dad. 320 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,767 Fred left when I was a kid, 321 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,894 but I recognized him immediately 322 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:39,773 from photos my mom would burn annually as a cleansing ritual. 323 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,192 He was so awesome. 324 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,319 He was a lone wolf, a renegade, 325 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,738 and brimming with sexual energy. 326 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,824 Hey. You girls want to kiss an alien? 327 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,160 I'm an alien. Give me a hug. 328 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,832 But I was too scared to talk to him. 329 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,459 He left when I was a baby. 330 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,379 Probably because I was a stupid baby who deserved it. 331 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,756 I had to make sure I was perfect 332 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:06,675 before I walked back into his life. 333 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:08,843 If I could figure out what he loved, 334 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:10,929 I could change myself to be that. 335 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,643 And what he loved was the symphony. 336 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,861 That's why I became Gunter Van Sliezebiscuit, 337 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,656 the son of the concert hall's custodian. 338 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,574 Being Gunter gave me full access 339 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,493 to Fred and the symphony. 340 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,663 And I was able to study all the great conductors that came through. 341 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,164 And once I was ready 342 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:40,542 and had bought that shockingly expensive white stick, 343 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:42,502 I presented myself to my father 344 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,046 as a conductor of the thing he loved most. 345 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,506 The symphony. 346 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,299 But I blew it. 347 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,348 It wasn't Papa Heinrich in that seat. 348 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,559 It was my real dad, Fred. 349 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,060 Daddy, don't look. 350 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,770 I could tell he recognized me. 351 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,731 A son can always recognize 352 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,275 when his father recognizes his son. 353 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,359 And he left, 354 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,737 disappointed in me again. 355 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,197 Then I repressed my abject failure 356 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,199 into Maestro's persona and ran. 357 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,492 To be honest, Roger, 358 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,411 this guy sounds like a real dirtbag. 359 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,621 And not a cool dirtbag like you. 360 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,290 Like a... like a guy you'd-- 361 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,126 You'd see sitting on a folding chair outside a pawn shop. 362 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,920 - Yes. Thank you. - What? Where are you getting that? 363 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,797 This is a story about a bad son, 364 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,716 undeserving of a father's love, 365 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,886 who must have done something terrible to push his daddy away. 366 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,013 - Probably. - Roger, it's not your fault. 367 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,848 Wrong again. 368 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:39,476 Not wrong. Your dad abandoned you twice in the story you just told, 369 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:40,852 and he's trying to do it again. 370 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,440 Dad, did they run out of beer or... 371 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,904 Okay, there's a chance he might be trying to ditch me. 372 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,280 Go get answers, Roger. 373 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,615 You deserve them. 374 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,784 FYI, ma'am, wherever you're heading, 375 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,744 I'm gonna have to stop by the liquor store first 376 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,120 to pick me up another Mad Dog. 377 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,789 The meter will continue running. 378 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:04,292 No problem. Hey, quick Q. Why are you abandoning me? 379 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,544 Roger. There you are. 380 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,004 You see, what happened was-- 381 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,339 - Crash. 382 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,637 Roses? For someone you need to apologize to? 383 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,139 - For abandoning? - Oh, yeah, good idea. 384 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,641 Ah! 385 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,603 You may now kiss the-- 386 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,730 Wait a second. You ain't a-- 387 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,899 Oh, the bride's a real broad. 388 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,527 What are you doing after this wedding, sweetheart? 389 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,613 Ugh. Forgive him, Father. He knows not what he does. 390 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,739 Or does he? 391 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,411 Look. We're twins, and twins tell each other everything. 392 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,873 Okay. Okay. I can't keep running. 393 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,333 Your personas are tireless. 394 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,085 They're kind of my favorite thing. 395 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,003 Speaking of, look where we are. 396 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,423 Welcome to ze Berlin concert hall. 397 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:56,594 Let the good times and the fruit rinds roll! 398 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,611 That's right, you ingrates. 399 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,697 Winter's come early. 400 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,993 This is my favorite part of butchering. 401 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,579 Making snow out of the bones. 402 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,581 All right, let's just get to it. 403 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:28,376 You left when I was a little kid, only 400 years old, 404 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,752 so what did I do wrong? 405 00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,921 Uh, I just wanted to be on my own. 406 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,631 It had nothing to do with you. 407 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,051 My whole life had nothing to do with you. That's kind of the point. 408 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,095 But come on. You're here on Earth, 409 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,514 in Berlin, the only town you've seen me in 410 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,182 in the last 1,000 years. 411 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,143 You have to be here for me a little bit. 412 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,854 Oh, I'm just popping in for the reopening of the symphony. 413 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,856 And to stock up on my eczema cream. 414 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,442 Honestly, I forgot you were on this planet. 415 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,402 Stan and Steve were right. 416 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,988 You're a dirtbag. I don't need you. 417 00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,283 Yeah, you don't need me or anyone. 418 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,534 Needing people 419 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:03,286 means other people have control of your life. 420 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:04,913 Or it means you're lucky enough 421 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:06,998 to have people in your life who care. 422 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,124 Oh... 423 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,043 That family you're playing house with? 424 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,046 Please. They'll drop you the second you get difficult. 425 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,380 I'm always difficult. 426 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,507 I tried to murder Steve dozens of times 427 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,176 in the last three days alone. 428 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,261 Roger, are you in here? 429 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,639 Yes. I'm over here with my-- 430 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,223 With my no one. 431 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,225 Sorry, Roger. He's missing out. 432 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:30,647 I guess I just wanted a father-son bond like you two have. 433 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,358 We can't all have an incredible bond like, um-- 434 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,027 Like Papa Heinrich and an old milk carton? 435 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,528 Oh, no. The magic's gone. 436 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,780 What the hell? 437 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:40,865 Well, I'm disappointed you're not playing rugby. 438 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:41,991 I knew it! 439 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,160 Oh, my son, the great detective. 440 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:49,290 ♪ And that's an episode Set in Germany ♪ 441 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,293 ♪ But had nothing To do with me ♪ 442 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:56,172 ♪ The German fish ♪